But then again that's pushing the wrong idea. Because we're all about anti-hate these days, so pushing a math problem about hate plus hate equaling not hate is such a bad idea. I mean come on, seriously, who thinks two wrongs is a good thing? Well, that's a whole different subject any ways. Mainly because this whole purpose of this Hachism is well, because of one man and well, that man is Ken Harrelson, you may know him as Hawk or as Chicago White Sox's Television Announcer. You may also know him as the most homer announcer ever! If he was a wrestling announcer he would have probably worked for the nWo and would have said how Sting was a terrible wrestler and that Vincent was the greatest mat wrestler ever!
The Hawk who has served as the White Sox announcer since 1990 is the biggest homer a.k.a. home-town enthusiast ever even more so than well, I can't even think of someone. With this comes some mememorible sayings he uses from "He Gone" when an opponent from the other team strikes out or to "You can put it on the board! Yes! Yes!" when the White Sox score runs. He was once awarded as the worst announcer in sports by GQ, yet I think he is one of the greatest. Not because of his play-by-play style but because of his 'Hawkism's" the phrases and other little things he does during the game. It's for this reason I believe it would be ideal for him to retire, quit or even be fired from his job.
Yes, I want him to lose his job. It's all part of my hate filled lifestyle it's terrible I know, but it would be for the best. Because I would hire him in a instant. Yes, he may take a huge pay cut, but I'm not overly worried about that. I just want him to be overly excited about the things I do. I think it would greatly change my hate filled lifestyle into like maybe a little less hate filled lifestyle at least. It could make the people around me be very excited for when I come around. Plus it would be very interesting to see how he would react to me changing lanes on the highway. I mean there is a bunch of every day things that would be intensified with the likes of Hawk Harrelson and well, I think, scratch that I must have him narrate my life. It's beyond a need like I need to breathe, because I can go without breathing, but I desperately need the Hawk!
Let's take a look at the every day things that Hawk Harrelson would make better...
After brushing the teeth and all the plaque being taken out, Hawk would scream "He Gone!"
When you get stopped at a red light, Hawk would scream "Dagummet"
Finding extra french fries at the bottom of your McDoanld's bag, Hawk would scream "Mercy!"
Finding money on the ground, Hawk would scream "You can put it on the board! Yes! Yes!"
Drinking beer, Hawk would scream "Don't Stop Now Boys"