LOGIN


Follow Us


Main » 2012 » April » 7 » Amanda Bynes: The Retired Drunk
11:27 AM
Amanda Bynes: The Retired Drunk
Every so often when one celebrity dies from their lifestyle another celebrity begins to follow the path of the for mentioned celebrity. It's a cause for concern. But I'm not concerned unless it doesn't occur. It's like the old story I've been told a few times, like maybe once or twice. A friend of mine once told me that every time a celebrity dies another one becomes an addict.

Well, my friend himself is an addict of telling me stupid things. Yet, this one I suppose isn't all that stupid. For we have a new problem child on our hands. Yes, the one, the only Amanda Bynes!



The former All That star has shown us that she is indeed ALL THAT. You see recently Ms. Bynes got herself arrested. Why you ask? Good question, Mr. Headunderarock. She was arrested on the belief of well, being under the influence of alcohol while driving.



No, you don't say. Yes, I did just say that. You may remember. While the actress who sadly just celebrated a birthday just days ago was arrested after slamming her fancy dancy BMW into a cop car. Thus being brought into jail and bond being set for $5,000.



She has since been set free. While this may be startling to you the reader who may or may not remember her from her numerous television shows like The Amanda Show and What I Like About You. You have to remember she is getting up there in age. After all she did just turn 26 years old and has recently said she has retired from the acting business.



UNLESS, she's just acting being a drunk floozie. While I guess I'm just adding the floozie part. Wait, is it floozie or fluzi? Maybe the fluzi is the Asian spelling.

Any how, it's sad to see how are childhood idols turn from well, idols to raging drunks. From hero's to zeros. From those cousins people brag about to those uncles no one talks about. Not saying I have any of those in my family, just saying.

As is Amanda Bynes just saying....





Category: Disassociation Way | Views: 923 | Added by: hach | Rating: 0.0/0
Total comments: 0
Only registered users can add comments.
[ Registration | Login ]