Yes, the whore from Texas had worked at Wal-Mart. Imagine her with one of those blue smocks and a yellow smile face. Oh, she also worked at Red Lobster. But then again that's another name for her vagina. Oh, and get this she worked at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken where she met her son's father, her first husband. It wasn't until she was working at a Houston strip club called Gigi that she met the man of her dreams, you know, that 89 year old.

Um, is there anything more to say? I mean, if you did get to watch one episode the number of brain cells killed off far exceeds those killed off by cancer, heart attacks, drugs, injury and watching grass grow. The show was bad, so bad she had to bring in Chyna ala Joanie Laurer to add some spark. But the show was quickly canceled when male viewers realized it was the 1993 Playmate of the Year instead of a pig named Anna Nicole.

In 1985 she married a man with the last name of Smith, who was the birth father of her son. A year later she left him. But not until months before marrying that rich old bastard did she divorce him. Yet, she paid homage to him, him being the first husband. By keeping and ruining his family name. Now people everywhere fear people with the last name Smith. Presidential canidate Hillary Clinton has proposed to enter these people into special camps, in fear that they'll be more whores, sluts, prosititues and as said by her "...cunts in the world..."

So how smart was Anna Nicole Smith? She was tish small. Wait, tish, whats that, oh yeah, how she spelt this. She wasn't smart at all, she failed out of school during her freshmen year in high school. Making her only having spent 8 years in school. Where everyone knows they just push you along if you show up. But seriously, how smart was Anna Nicole? She used her fingers to count, but had to use her toes to get to ten.

If Anna Nicole Smith, who was born Vickie Lynn Hogan, was to change her name again she would probably have to become Ms. Legal Danger. Not only is the lawsuit between J. Howard Marshall's family and her still going on, but other lawsuits involving the real father of her daughter as well as probably more that even thesmokinggun.com can't keep up with. Wait, I'm going to sue her. For making me look bad, because she died before I could tell people how much I hate her.

Well I pretty much gave it all away in number 4, but she had a daughter and it's disputed, still to this day, and will be given till February 20th as to find out who the real father of the baby is either Howard K. Stern or Larry Birkhead. And this just in as I'm writing this, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt claimed that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole and could potentially be the father of her infant girl, Dannielynn. Who's next to come out with this? The Gordon Fisherman?

Her 20 year old son, Daniel died in Anna's arms while she was in the hospital recoving from the birth of her daughter. Originally the cause of death was deamed "reserved", so Anna hired forensic pathologist Cyril Wecht to perform a second autopsy. Dr. Wecht announced on Larry King Live that the procedure he performed on September 17, showed that Daniel died from a lethal combination of Zoloft, Lexapro and methadone. Although he explained that methadone is used in the treatment of heroin and morphine addiction, he said he has no information to make any conclusion about the reason he was using the drug. [from wikipedia.org] Yet, with that sadness all said, the fact of the matter is, that Daniel died in the Bahamas and was buried there. His own father would not be able to see the funeral service. So what can I say to that? She can take the guys name and not allow him to see his son? But then again, what's the deal with his sisters name... was she named that before or after?

Yeah, probably the biggest role of her life as Za-Za in the Coen Brothers hit movie The Hudsucker Proxy. You know, for kids. I personally just hate it, but then again who am I to say? The movie is still good. Even better with a big bowl of Paul Newman's popcorn and some of his coffee, and whatever else he makes. But Anna is still a whore!

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