The Presidential Election is now less than two years away, so you may
as well start paying attention to the candidates. With somewhere around
36 announced candidates, you'd better start whittling them down now, so
come November (not the next one, but the one after that) you have a
pretty good idea of who to vote for. That's how I was feeling anyway,
when I decided to go to John McCain's campaign website. Granted, its not
really a "campaign" website, because I think he's still under what
you'd call an "exploratory committee" or something along those lines.
That's basically like when playing blackjack, and the dealer has an Ace
showing, so you take insurance to protect your 20. McCain, in this case,
is the 20, a likely winner, but before potentially embarassing himself
in front of the dealer's 21 (a Hillary victory) he's simply testing the
waters (taking insurance) to protect himself from embarassment.
Something like that.
So anyway, back to the website. I figured I
might as well sign up for his newsletter to keep up to date with what
his campaign (or his explorers) are doing. Why McCain? Well, right now,
to me, he's the best candidate around. He's got everything you need in a
president. He's a veteran; Conservative; well-spoken; old (which likely
means wise); awesome; has liver spots; etc. etc. The rest of the
Republicans don't quite stack up. And then there's Obama. While a nice,
sincere guy, I think he just lacks the experience necessary to run the
country. Just because he has great intentions does not mean he'll be an
effective leader. So McCain it is, and off to www.exploremccain.com I went.
And
that's when I tried to sign up for his website, and was rejected. I
thought I did something wrong, so I re-entered all the info, and hit
submit again. Rejected. This time I actually looked at why I was not
allowed to be a part of the list, and this is what I found:
[Click for full image] Cummings?!
Is that seriously why? Did I choose my last name? (On a side note, if I
had the choice, I'd probably pick Cummings, because its great...but
that's beyond the point). Thanks, wow. So apparently, even if I WAS a
porn star, I can't support McCain. He doesn't like that. But I'm not
one, and last time I checked, I'm not the only person named Cummings in
this country, let alone this state, or this city, or this street, or
this house for all that matter.
What has happened to us, that we
now have to impose restrictions on email newsletters, because we think
people are signing up for them under false names, as a joke? Was it all
those prank calls that Bart made? I bet it was. Thanks Bart. And
thanks to all you Al Coholics, Oliver Clothesoffs, I.P. Freelys,
Seymour Butz, and Ivana Tinkles of the world, who have likely signed up
for newsletters as a prank, and ruined it for a guy like me.
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