I don't understand a lot of people. Most of them are just damn strange to me. What makes people dress the certain way. Why do they talk a certain way? Use actions and just do things that normal people just wouldn't do. Well, there are more people I don't understand, and well, those type of people as many others do, just piss me off!
I strongly dislike. Scratch that. I hate people who think they are bigger than the game. It totally disgusts me. I hate it.
But then what do I mean exactly? Well, it's simple. It's the difference of two people. It's the hard worker versus the entitled. The people who think they are all that and a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. And well... THEY'RE NOT!!
We all know someone like this. We've worked with them, we've walked by them. We usually drive by a half dozen of them a day. Because well else would one of these people go? Yes. They go to the highway, to the road, to their car that they really can't afford. But hell that car is cool. It's got rims; it's got a stereo that nobody can understand a word coming from the speakers. And oh hells yes, look at that car it's even got a rear spoiler. Now those who throw on the front cover ala a bra... they just are really above it all.
Now let me slow down and try to throw out some more analogies and well, explain it a little better. You know in baseball, you know that guy who plays short-stop for the New York Yankees. You know why people hate him? They hate him because he's damn good. They hate him because he's overly humble. They hate him because he's a Yankee and you are a Red Sox fan. They hate him because well, he's better than that said or well, unsaid person. Well, I'm talking about Derek Jeter. And no, no, he's not that guy. He's the guy who well, understands he is bigger than the game.
And well, I like him. I don't like people that think they are bigger than the game. Like in the NFL there used to be a wide receiver who played with the Philadelphia Eagles. His nickname was Fred-X. His name was Freddie Mitchell. And well, he thought he was bigger than the game. And well, the game eats him up and spit him up. Why? Because it's simple he wasn't. He wasn't all that good. He was decent yes. Okay? Maybe. Great? Of course not!!!
So why do I bring this up? Simple. Because I really don't like these people. And yes, I can't stop reiterating that. I do not like people who think they are bigger than the game.
Like when someone you work with thinks they went over and above what they are so and so required to do. And well, you know they did a good job. You are about to go up to them and let them know what a great job they did for showing up. Because really, that is as good as they are. They're just damn good enough to show up. Work ethic? It sucks! The attitude given? Sucks even more.
You hear quotes like "I'm the best. You're not."
You are right. You are the best at completely sucking! It's like hearing this from Disco Inferno. You just don't believe him. Because well, all you are is a dumb idiot dancer.
Seriously though, if you ever encounter someone like this you will defiantly know this type of person. It's also the same type of person who is considered cocky. They're a strange person for sure because they think cocky means a good thing. Yes, it does to a degree. But this degree it doesn't. We don't call you cocky because you are smug douche bag. Well, actually we do.
Douche bag. Yeah, that is a strongly fitting word for this type of person too.
But let me tell you one thing. And well, that one thing is simple. Its well, you see that this person they think they're good. Yet, they're simply the saddest person in the world.
If they were a knight back in the days of round tables and long knives, they'd be the laughing stock of the knights. No, not the bumbling idiot. But the one who tries to pick fights with little old ladies and later backs down in pure fear.
One who thinks "Hey, I'm cool. I'm cooler then cool. I'm so cool the word cool is lame. And to that fact everyone else is lame. I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hell, I'm better than sliced bread. They should call me a loaf of bread."
Well, hey dummy! You are a loaf. A dumb stupid loaf
If you ever, ever.... I mean EVER meet someone who likes to believe in things that aren't true then the following is well, is probably loosely based on you. And the fact that you read this means one thing and well, one thing only. That you are scared of whom you are becoming.
You ever meet someone who told you things that just didn't make sense. Well, this is that kind of person. A person who tells you Derek Jeter is no good. And you ask them why. And they say because he's stupid and famous. That makes no sense. It doesn't what so ever. Because this type of person makes no sense. Yes, I agree with the Goodfellas movie, the quote about how Mickey Mantle has never done anything for me why should I do anything for him. Or whatever that quote was. Well, the quote had nothing to do with not respecting that person. You respected the Mick. Why? Because he was really damn good at his job.
And if you think you are really good at your job and well, you can't really prove it. And well like nobody else believes it. And well, you know, wait.... Damnit, this problem is growing out of control.
Because everyone is turning into this kind of person.
That's the simple reason why we are in this debt crisis today. Why banks are closing. Why the world economy is gone to shit.
It's because of people who think they are the shit, yet in all actuality don't do shit. Shit talkers if you will. Yeah, let's call them shit talkers. I can talk a bigger game than I can actually do.
Who cares about Babe Ruth, I hit five million home runs. Who cares about Oprah Winfrey, I am watched by zillions of people. Who cares about Earth, I spin counter clockwise in a rectangle shape. Who cares about....? WHO CARES ABOUT YOU!?
Why don't you go home? Go brag to your mirror tell that character in the mirror that you are so much better than everyone else. And that the reason people don't talk to you is simple. It's because they are all jealous of you. And there is nothing wrong with you. Nothing at all. It's them. It's gotta be. Because everyone is just stupid and jealous. You are the best thing in the world.........
Wait a minute... I think I know who this might be.
I mean, seriously though, it's gotta be based on someone right?
Ugh. I hate that person too.
Just like that idiot who gave me the middle finger.
Okay, okay.... Let me break this all down for you. DO NOT BRAG THAT YOU ARE GOOD WHEN YOU SUCK! If you really, really think you did a good job. Then be damned strong enough to be humble about it. Say you tried your best. Be cocky when you can. Yes. But don't let the cock grow so far up your ass that well, it pushes the shit into your larynx.
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