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Negative Nancy, Fishing & VHS TAPES!?
It's Friday, Friday.. Gotta get caring on Friday! Yes, it's once again for the weekly edition of Hachey Cares. In this weeks advice column we find out the pros and cons of fishing in the nude and how one man went poor with hopes of keeping himself positive plus a lot more. So sit right back or jump to the end of your seat because this weeks advice will be juicy!!
Dear Hach
"I've been suffering from a terrible cold recently and I don't know how I can keep it from ruining my life. You see it's currently fishing season and I love to fish. But I've been sick with a terrible cold and just can't kick it. You see I love fishing in the nude, but am afraid to because I'm sick. What should I do?"
Dear Fish-Hook-Stuck-In-Penis
I myself have enjoyed going out and fishing from time to time. They say it's a ultimate stress reliever but I seemed to always get stressed, maybe it's because I never caught many fish and well... Wait, did you just say you like fishing in the nude!? How does that work? Do you have a fishing hole that is in a private location? Do you fish at night? I just don't quite understand what in the world would make you want to fish in the nude!? Just don't do that."
Dear Hach
"I'm thirsty.... what should I drink"
Dear Thirsty Moron
Get off your a** and get a drink. I suggest a nice cold soda, preferably the new Pepsi Next.
Dear Hach
"I hate you. You are the second coming of the Devil and I wish you nothing but pain!"
Dear Hach Hater
Well.... thank you so much. Keep reading and clicking on the ads.
Dear Hach
"Can you tell me what I should do with VHS tapes? You see my wife has finally gotten me to get rid of my 1,338 set collection of VHS tapes. And I really don't want to because well, I love my VHS tapes. What should I do so I can keep them without my wife getting mad?"
Congratulations! You are stuck in the past! How does it feel? I hope it feels fantastic! I mean seriously are you happy that you have 1,338 VHS tapes? Do you still have a VHS player? I don't know many people that have one of those things. Hey, do you know what a DVD is? Heck, how about a HD tv, do you have one of those? I bet you don't. Why would you!? You probably still have a old school floor model console television, my only question about that is... is it a Sears model?
But seriously... maybe you should convert them to DVD... It probably would cost less than repurchasing all of them.. Or buy a storage unit..
Dear Hach
"The other day I had this idea of putting a few dollars in a jar every time I got down and depressed and that by the end of the month I would see how much money I have so I can stop being negative. Because I'm very negative, my friends even call me Negative Nancy sometimes. Well, I got my pay check yesterday and well, now I have no money because it's all in the jar. What should I do?"
Dear Negative Nancy
Well, you stupid idiot maybe you shouldn't have put all the money in the jar. And maybe instead of putting say $20 dollars in there maybe you should have taken that money and gone and seen a doctor. Or then maybe you are just a complete idiot and need this wake up call to find yourself. Or maybe yourself is stuck in a jar. Why are you using a jar in the first place? Are you big into jarring things?
But then again maybe you should instead of sticking these negative thoughts down in a jar, maybe you should stop and find out why are you so negative. Do you do stupid things? Do other people call you idiot? Or are you just a dumb stupid idiot?
Let me know....
And folks send me your questions, comments and concerns, we want to hear from you!!!
