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Hello, it's that time again... It's time for another weekly edition of Hachey Cares!! This week we have a lot of good questions with the obvious great answers from me.... because I care.. So without wasting anymore time.. let's get to it..
Dear Hach
"Whenever I get acne I end up making a huge scab, and I pick the scab too. I peel my lips, bite my nails, pull eyelashes, pull dandruff, pick dry skin, crack fingers and back, etc. etc. I also self harm but I've mostly gotten over that. Are these symptoms of a disorder or just bad habit? Also what are ways to cope with it?"
Dr Acne Face
I understand that the world may be a shocking new thing for you. And you're trying to fit in via self cleansing yourself of the apparent ugliness that someone has forced upon you. Picking scabs, popping zits and doing the things you are also doing is perfectly fine. For it seems like you've realized what everyone else that knows you, has seen you and can generally understand from your questioning. That you are one ugly mother f**ker! So ugly that no one would actually want to talk to you, be in the same room as you or even be punished to see you. I believe that a picture of you is and has been used to interrogate criminals. And it's a very successful tool, as are you.
The one thing you do have going for you is the self-realization of your ugliness. I'm glad to see you are attempting to do something to clense yourself of this. Please continue to do this self-medication of pulling, yanking and please understand the methods you are using are not a form of any disorder. While you do suffer from a disorder, the pulling and peeling isn't one. It's your ugliness which is the disorder.
So please continue to do what you are doing for there is nothing wrong with it. The only thing wrong with whats occurring is well, you are questioning it.
Dear Hach
"I want to create electricity in the middle of the woods to power a light for 8 hours a day. How can I do this? I want to get a solar panel and then put it far up on top of the trees so it would get direct sunlight. Then I want to have the energy going down to the ground and powering a light. How many solar panels would I need, how much would it cost, and would this even be possible? Would I need anything else like a battery or inverter? Please give as much information as possible!"
Dear Guy In The Dark
We all want to save the Earth. But we can't. None of us are L. Ron Hubbard. Yet, you seem to be asking if you can hide under the bed and yet gather power from the sun. It's quite impossible. We all know what you are trying to create here. And that's either one of two things, both of which are illegal. You can attempt to put this solar panel thing up and well, put it as high as you can possibly do. Because if you are unaware of things, things like trees provide darkness, and well, protection from things below it.
So it's possible. Also its pretty damn costly, you'll have to send me a lot of money. A few thousand dollars and I will send you all the valid tools and tips. This is all the information I can give you at this time until I receive the money.
Dear Hach
"I am cooking 15 Bean Soup in my crock pot which I havent done since the
1980's and I dont remember how to do it.. I soaked em over night at
10:30 pm lastnight then at 10:30 am next morning (today) I rinsed em and
startred cooking them on low till 12:30 pm and now on high. How long
does it usually take to cook them? Can they get overcooked? thx.."
Dear 15 Bean.... Ehhh.. I mean 14 bean soup
So you're looking to cook a 15 bean soup, which puzzles me. You will defeintly have to rinse and soak the beans if you get them dry a.k.a. in a bag. But if you gather them inside a can you can just plop them right in there.
But I shall warn you. Do not trade anyone 3 beans for anything! People will not believe you. Unless it's a dumb kid named Jack.
And please be very careful. I mean, I don't understand why you are only cooking 15 beans. Don't you have enough money to buy a whole bunch of them?
Dear Hach
"I really really want a nose ring, but at my work they will defo not allow it :(
So I was thinking of getting a stud, as they should be cool with a small
one and then changing it as soon as i can because to be fair i bloody
hate the studs.. but how soon can i do this?
Also, is it worth even getting done considering i work full time and
would hardly ever be able to wear the ring.. So maybe i should get a
fake loop piercing?
Please let me know any ideas you have :)"
Dear Dumb Stud
Didn't you write me last time? Well, so you are asking me if it's okay to get your nose pierced although your full-time job doesn't allow it and you rarely ever have enough time to do so? I'm confused so why would you want to do this? I mean are you upset with that lack of holes already in your nose?
I'm jut going to be nice and tell you don't be a dumb retard and get your nose pierced because well, that's just dumb! So don't even think about it. Unless you don't like money and enjoy living under a tree.
Dear Hach
"Due to all of the steriods hulk hogan got, wouldnt he have a small penis, so why bother with a sextape?"
Dear Penis Breath
I um... Wait, you are upset that Hulk Hogan's penis may not be visable? I'm confused. Why would you want to see that? I mean it probably has a skullet and a fu manchu but then again.... yuck....
But maybe the sex tape was filmed in due of that problem.
Still though yuck. What does his penis do to finish? Lay a leg drop?
Yuck!!!
UNTIL Next week... this has been Hachey Cares make sure to send all of your questions, comments and concerns to HachDawg@aol.com
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